Dark Cosmic Wave.

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lordilover1:

unexplained-events:

Mule vs Mountain Lion

A couple from Montana were out riding on the range with their dogs, the man with a rifle and his wife with the camera that took these amazing shots, when a mountain lion decided to stalk the dogs.

The man got off his mule and decided to fire a shot into the air to scare off the mountain lion, but before he could the lion charged towards the dogs hoping for a piece of them. That’s when things got interesting

The mule decided he wanted a piece of the lion and snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. It basically stomped it to death and bit it a few times to make sure it was really dead.

The mule then walked back to where the stunned couple were standing and stood there ready to continue as if this crazy situation hadn’t just gone down.

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does…does this make it a badass or…?

(via unexplained-events)

beautifulmars:

Massive Massif

The lower image is at full resolution, appproximately 343 meters (1,126 feet) across. That’s almost 7 Olympic swimming pools.

(Source: uahirise.org)

Bill Hicks, Revelations (1993)

(Source: real-hiphophead, via natasalata)

"The idea that men don’t deserve rights because of the fact that women have been marginalized- which is true, they have been, but that doesn’t mean that men haven’t been either. Human beings deserve to be treated fairly. Everyone deserves to be treated humanely. I don’t believe men are. I don’t believe women are. I don’t believe humans are. But the idea that you could separate and be a feminist, but be anti men’s rights, well you’re a fucking crazy person then. You’re not a humanist. You’re not a person who’s looking at all human beings as your brothers and sisters. You’re a person with an agenda. You’re a person with an ideology, and that ideology is that you’re on a team. You’re on team vagina and everything that’s on team penis can go fuck itself."

— Joe Rogan (via 64bitwar)

"It’s better to be an honest street sweeper than a dishonest king."

Bhagavad Gita (via natasalata)

"Fuck this shit universe filled with festering blackness, and swarming with shallow, single-minded humans focused on crystallizing aspects of the material universe and putting it into their bank accounts, transmuting real experience into imaginary numbers, which then they ascribe to how good they’re doing, like some evil satanic score."

Duncan Trussell (via daisies-in-cemeteries)

http://1ntheskywithdiam0nds.tumblr.com/post/83179232879/we-dont-even-know-what-the-fuck-sleeping-is

1ntheskywithdiam0nds:

“We don’t even know what the fuck sleeping is anyway. I mean what is sleeping? You shut your eyes, you shut off, you don’t exist in this plane and your consciousness goes somewhere else. Literally you have no memory of a giant chunk of your day and we have no problem with it, and yet we don’t…

"When I was 11 my friend’s dad was screaming and yelling and slamming the newspaper on the table - ‘I can’t believe this shit! They’re letting fags get married! Can you believe this shit!? They’re gonna let those homos marry each other!’ I was eleven and I was like ‘what a silly man you are. You’re a grown man and this is something that bothers you and concerns you?’ I remember thinking as an eleven-year old boy ‘wow there’re a lot of weak ass bitches out there posing as men."

Joe Rogan (via perceivingpatterns)

"For many people the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern."

find-solace-in-solitude:

"We’re not exactly sure what this fuzzy line between consciousness, unconsciousness, sleeping, and dreaming… its all going on and on in one cycle, but we’re not exactly sure what part of it we’re playing all the time. We have to hit on things to be sure. I mean how many times have you had dreams where you’re like, oh its a dream. How do you know that knocking on things isn’t a fucking dream? The whole idea that you can dream, the idea that you can imagine, the idea that there’s some mystical part of your brain that sees things that aren’t really there and puts them into position and gives you a little fucking cartoon… What the fuck is that? We don’t know shit! We know a lot, I mean we’re brilliant compared to cave men, but in comparison to understanding the very nature of the universe, you know, subatomic particles. All fucking rules go out the window when you go subatomic. You know they have things where a particle can be in a super state where its in a state where its moving and its still at the same time. What the fuck does that even mean? And the idea that you can look at something and as you’re looking at it, you change the behaviour of it. The observer actually changes the actual atoms that are moving! What the fuck, how is that even possible? We don’t know ….

So to say we know a lot, yeah we know a lot for people. But there’s some shit that we don’t understand at all. They don’t even know why the universe stays together, they don’t know why it doesn’t just fly apart. I’m thinking that this whole thing might be someone’s imagination. It might be your imagination, it might be my imagination, it might be a combination of everyone’s imagination. I mean things are real, there’s real laws to this life. But it god dammit operates like a work of fiction!

I’m not sure what this is and I don’t think you are either. I think you can pretend that you’re sure because it makes you feel better at night and you can pretend that everything you can’t hit with a hammer isn’t real and its just your imagination.

What the fuck is consciousness? What is this? What is life? What is this idea that “oh I’m gonna call Burt Kreischer and ask him to come over to my house”, and Burt somehow navigates through space and time and arrives at my doorstep, and us friends get to communicate and we’re talking into some fucking thing that takes all of our voice and all the shit we say and throws it through some internet, breaks it down to one’s and zero’s, where its then interpreted by other people’s computers in real time! What the fuck is this? Don’t tell me you know what this is, this is bizarreness. If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever! It’s almost like what a real psychedelic trip is, is something you’re not use to, something that throws you off, but life its self is the most uber bizarre thing ever!

We don’t know that this universe that we exist in right now is the only universe . We don’t know whether or not there are infinite universes that exist side by side next to each other and its the human mind that guides you in one direction, from one to another, and they’re all parallel, they’re all co-existing in the same sphere. We don’t understand any of this stuff. They’re just now starting to think that inside every black hole, is another universe . Wrap your fucking head around that! This is a new theory among scientists, not people like me, but among scientists. They believe that inside every galaxy is a super massive black hole, and the newest theory is that inside every super massive black hole is another universe with hundreds of billions of galaxies, each with a black hole at the center, each containing another universe, with hundreds of billions of galaxies! We have no fucking idea.

Life might be just one frame in a infinite movie that last forever…

The imagination is the real force behind the evolution. What imagination truly is, we think of it as “oh I can see things, I can work around problems”, but when you imagine a idea, when you imagine a product, you imagine how to design an engine for a car… Your imagination has this idea for this thing and then you build it and design it and boom… It’s there. That thought, there was no thought of that before it existed. There weren’t people running around thinking of the car. There was no thought of it, you created this or it came to you. There’s something from nothing, something from… from what is it, the ether? Even if its just these synapses firing in your mind, what is the signal? What is the root of this signal?

It is possible that the imagination is something that is, information that is out there. The idea that there’s shit out there and what we are is little antennas. And that when we tune into something, if we pick up this signal for the engine, and someone picked that up, excellent! Once that piece is in place, “ohhh”, then it flowers and blossoms, like a Fibonacci sequence on a fucking sunflower. You know It all burst out exponentially in certain directions, and then that creates more inventions, which also burst out, but all of them emanate in the imagination initially. All of them have to be thought up. All of them have to be created by the human mind. The confines of our imaginations is based on what we’ve experienced. Our whole collective idea of what the world is, is based on what we’ve experienced. Even photographs and things that we haven’t experienced, but can see. Things that are in the galaxy and planets and shit. We use these and we have this whole map of our universe. But that’s just what we see, right now. Its only limited by our ability to think outside of what we’ve all ready seen. The universe could be infinity fucking bizarrely complicated to the point where every different dimension has it’s own laws and rules and every different universe exists in the center of every single black hole. That might all be real shit! It might be so infinite and crazy we maybe can’t see it.

What am I doing? I’m piloting this fucking flesh vehicle around some sort of dimension filled with other flesh vehicles. If I didn’t know what this was… If I came from no judgement what so ever, just a total natural point and I looked at just human behaviour moving around the planet, I would be like “This is the most psychedelic shit ever!” Just us, we’re like the craziest character in a fucking movie.

I think the imagination is something we’re not taking as seriously as we should be. I think your mind doesn’t just control things in a sense that you bring things out of the ether, you bring things out of your imagination. You bring them and manifest them in the real world. But I think your mind actually has an effect on how things go in the real world. If you believe in things, they have incredible power over you, both good and bad. Who’s to say that’s not real? There’s like the idea of the placebo effect where I give you a sugar pill and all of a sudden you feel better ’cause you thought I gave you medicine… Still you feel better. People have actually been cured of ailments because of the placebo effect, so what the fuck is happening? There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results in physical form. They’re all connected.

I believe that the life that we’re in right now, this existence we all participate in, may very well be just a station on a radio dial, an infinite radio dial, and that you and I, we’re on the phone and we’re on 107.1 but there’s a 105.1 right down the dial and everyone’s fucking blue with big giant black eyes, and they all move through solid objects and they don’t need water and they don’t breathe air. There might be an infinite number of worlds all around us all the time… and life might be like a radio.”

—Joe Rogan, What Is Reality

"You’re telling me that ancient Egyptians were smart enough to build a pyramid with 2.3 million perfectly carved stones ranging from 25 to 80 tons that were somehow transported from a Quarry 500 miles away and stacked in a perfect pyramid with smooth edges facing true north, south, east, and west with no technology and you believe they used some sort of pulley system and rollers that there is no evidence of? You realize these are the same people that you claim believed a sun god road a canoe across the sky carrying the sun everyday and back so there could be day and night? AND ALL THEY KNEW HOW TO DRAW WAS STICK FIGURES? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!? Do you realize how big a fucking 25 ton Rock is! AND THEY CARVED THEM WITH WHAT? THEY DIDN’T HAVE FUCKING STEEL OR SAWS THEN! COPPER AND WOOD? If they transported 10 of these rocks a day working 24 hours a day from the quarry to the pyramid (500 miles), it would have taken 630 years to build! That’s not even including how long it took to shape and position these on a perfect slope without making any mistakes. And yet history tries to convince us it was done in 20 years. Hello is anyone SEEING ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS SHIT."

Joe Rogan (via earthisalie)

"Be the hero of your own movie. If your life was a movie and it started now. Forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures. What would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that, do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past and we say, “Well that’s me”. That’s not you, you are this person right now. You’re this person right now, you’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now. Write down your goals, write down things you want to improve, write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself, write down things that you’ve done in the past that you never want to see yourself do again. And go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. You can do it, anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history where you can choose almost all the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movie that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to. You can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie."

Joe Rogan

More Rogan sayings here.

(via mmaquotes)

"I have another theory. I think people used to be really, really, REALLY fucking smart. But the dumb ones just out-fucked the smart ones. I think we are all the bastard children of the idiot stone-workers of Egypt. I think at one point there was a master race, and they were reading each other’s minds, they were free of ego and they were totally honest, and they were mapping out the cosmos. And behind them, the stone-workers just fucked away."

Joe Rogan (via nathanielstuart)

"This is what I know for sure. I’m going to blink…and I will be dying. I know that based on the way time moves. Cause I can blink and just think I was just in college…blink…here. Which means that I’m going to blink again, and I’m going to be watching my nephew’s graduation from high school. And I’m going to blink again and I will have had a stroke or whatever the thing…Knowing that and keeping that close to my heart it makes me less inclined to go against my impulses."

Duncan Trussell (via gold-slugs)

"We are infantilized, we are told you can wonder around within the sanctioned playpen of ordinary consciousness and we have some intoxicants over here if you want to mess yourself up: scotch, tobacco, red meat, sugar, television… but, the boundary dissolving hallucinogens that give you a sense of unity with your fellow man and nature are somehow forbidden. This is a sign of cultural immaturity; a society that is as oppressed as that of the past. This is part of our birth right, the substances will deliver. We are caged by our cultural programming. Culture is a mass hallucination.
Psychedelics are a catalyst for imagination. Catalysts to say what has never been said, to see what has never been seen, do what has never been done, to push the envelope of creativity and language. We have to stop consuming culture, we have to create our own roadshow.."

Terence Mckenna (via vividpretence)
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